silly Jokes& weird Riddles

Whats black white and red all over?
a zebra with a sun burn!
How much fun can you have in arithmetic?
Sum fun!
Why does the geek turn on his computer on a hot day?He wants to open Windows!
What's the differnce between an onion and a banjo?I wouldn't cry if you chopped up the banjo.
Why is Homer Simpson bad at singing scales?He always gets stuck at the "Doh!"
What happens when you drop a piano on a mine?A MINOR B-flat!
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